Left Behind

I am forever fascinated when people don't embrace new technology. I have friends and family who aren't on Facebook because they aren't on the internet and don't even have a computer. WTF? There are two adults and a child in our house and we have ten internet access points (3 smart phones, 2 tablets, 2 PC's, 1 Laptop, 1 PS3, and 1 Wii), and I'm about to add an eleventh (a Roku player). The reason, it seems, that so many people aren't connected to the web isn't money based, and it's not because they're old and don't understand the technology. It's because it's just not a priority to them.

Newsflash! Technology should be a priority to you. It's not just about Facebook. We don't just use technology to stay connected, and to stay informed. This is how we advance our human civilization.

Google's Autonomous Car

Google has developed a fleet of cars that drive themselves. They've clocked over 160,000 miles. The precision android driving of this technology will one day eliminate traffic by allowing us to have smaller lanes and leave smaller gaps between moving vehicles. There will never be an auto accident, a speeding ticket or a drunk driver.

I have an app on my phone (a devise that fits in my pocket and has more computing power than we took to the moon) that allows me to have a spoken conversation with someone who doesn't speak English. I say something in English, and it speaks it in Spanish. The person speaks to me in Spanish, and the phone speaks it in English. I've almost eliminated the need for a wallet because there are apps for store cards and library cards, and coming soon a debit card app. And you want to know something? If I could get this technology off my phone, and implanted in my body, I'd be first in line to do it.

I can no longer conceive of a world in which I'm not constantly connected. I use the internet on the fly to find directions, movie times, restaurants, to settle arguments over trivia, to read, to watch movies, to listen to music, to work. Today we have all the world's knowledge at our fingertips. We can't be many years away from brain implants that give us the internet in our heads. Imagine all that information instantly available as a thought.

Cybernetic implants and prosthetics are already common place. Some day soon, every part of you will have the potential for an artificial replacement. Immortality can't be far behind. I'll tell you now, that as my human parts give out, I will harvest parts from the people who today don't even have internet access. That will be their punishment for hiding from the forward march of civilization. Their parts will be harvested by the cyborgs. And when those parts give out, I will replace them with robot parts. Then finally, even the last remaining bits of the people who aren't able to read this will get left behind.

Suck on that!